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I Got Rejected From a Medium Publication, And You Should Too

Will you take the right lessons with you when you do?

Feb 16, 2023

I Got Rejected From a Medium Publication, And You Should Too

Feb 16, 2023

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I Can’t Fight it Anymore. I Wrote This Medium Piece Using a Bot

Writers can’t hide from this technology any longer

Apr 13, 2023

I Can’t Fight it Anymore. I Wrote This Medium Piece Using a Bot

Apr 13, 2023

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Jeff Bezos Kink-Shamed Me in My Own Home

This aggression will not stand, man

Mar 26, 2023

Jeff Bezos Kink-Shamed Me in My Own Home

Mar 26, 2023

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Gaslighting Gail, The Disappearing Dress & The Fluorescent-Lit Pits of Retail Hell

Welcome to Nordstrom, I am your nightmares made manifest

Mar 21, 2023

Gaslighting Gail, The Disappearing Dress & The Fluorescent-Lit Pits of Retail Hell

Mar 21, 2023

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Writing Online is Like Learning to Walk a Tightrope Mid-Tightrope

You won’t figure it until you’re suspended above the void

Mar 15, 2023

Writing Online is Like Learning to Walk a Tightrope Mid-Tightrope

Mar 15, 2023

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You Are the Protagonist of Your Life. So Why Don’t You Write Like It?

People connect with good storytelling for a reason

Mar 11, 2023

You Are the Protagonist of Your Life. So Why Don’t You Write Like It?

Mar 11, 2023

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If You Want to Truly Grow, You Can’t Keep Writing-by-Numbers

Shortcuts can only get you so far

Mar 10, 2023

If You Want to Truly Grow, You Can’t Keep Writing-by-Numbers

Mar 10, 2023

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I Never Thought I’d Become a Grandfather at 34

Growing up, I couldn’t imagine it would happen this soon

Mar 10, 2023

I Never Thought I’d Become a Grandfather at 34

Mar 10, 2023

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I Never Felt Fluent in Russian Until a Man Spit on Me Outside the Metro

Some lessons they just can’t teach in a classroom

Mar 4, 2023

I Never Felt Fluent in Russian Until a Man Spit on Me Outside the Metro

Mar 4, 2023

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In the Eyes of the Law, I’m an Idiot

Verdict: Grade-A Moron, Your Honor

Mar 2, 2023

In the Eyes of the Law, I’m an Idiot

Mar 2, 2023

Brett H.

Brett H.

2x Emmy-winning storyteller. Top Satire writer. 1x Cracker Barrel tee game champ. I saved the best for last.

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